the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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