69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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