He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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