i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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