She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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