You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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