It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I CAN MOONWALK!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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