I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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