You really coming over, don't trick.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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