She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
