we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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