I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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