You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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