She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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