I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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