I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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