I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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