so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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