A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
