Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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