ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I AM VODKA MAN
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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