Christians are straight up FREAKS
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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