Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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