STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
