hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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