listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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