you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just googled if crying burns calories
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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