that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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