just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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