Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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