Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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