So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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