the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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