Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nicole vs. Life
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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