Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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