Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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