1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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