Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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