Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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