Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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