It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
