Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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