The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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