YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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