That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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