kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
