The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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