Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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