...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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