Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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