I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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