I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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