What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Ladies don't puke and tell
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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