i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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