Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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